So...being a girl kind of fucking sucks. I'm not a fan.
Oh hey ladies! You're gonna bleed once every month, and on top of that you'll probably have a few bleed throughs and if you're lucky nobody will see them but that's unlikely. YOu'll ruin your favorite underwear and jeans and in the end basically hate yourself.
And if you try to get on birth control that solves this unfortunate problem, youre fucked again! Whoo! Every hormone that you could possibly imagine will go bananas and make you wanna jump your bf one second and hate his guts the next.
And the whole birth control issue rocks because it's a bunch of bullshit for something that you probably won't enjoy anyway since eventually it leads to painful childbirth and then a lifetiime of caring for that kid who will never really be grateful for anything you do.
But hey, being a girl is nice because...um....huh...
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