I'm laughing hysterically right now...Sean is dating Claire. CLAIRE. I love it when you look at your life and go, 'that can't be happening...' only it IS.
HE'S DATING THE GIRL WHO TOLD ME SHE WAS A LESBIAN
Oh boy...this is too damn good

REVELATION! This breakup was not all my fault like I thought it was...honestly, it wasn't. Because I thought you were perfect in my mind. Thank you for shattering this illusion